There's Always Next Year

...Except for the fact that it already is next year, and yet again, I begin another year knowing that I will have no personal or vested interest in the NFL playoffs. Yes, another year where my team, which had a superlative defense, led by Shawn Taylor (who is my hero because he wears fake gold teeth during games) will leave me higher and drier than in years past. If they want to make the playoffs next year (I sure as shit want them to) I'll tell you what you need to do: My beloved Washington Redskins need to change their name.

Wal Mart builds its stores on Indian burial grounds. Seen a new one pop up in your town this week? No curse there.

So - how about the Washington...um...Who? Wait........yeah...The Washington Who.

Sounds like you've got your work cut out for you this year in the offseason, Joe.

Good luck. Good season, too.